talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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