talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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