The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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