You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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