i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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