you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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