Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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