are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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