I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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