What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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