problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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