There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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