i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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