The maid of honor just puked.
My first STD was from a foam party
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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