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(303): View more from Colorado

I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.

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Mommy issues

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.

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(360): View more from Washington

5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit

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(443): View more from Maryland

I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday

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