Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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