in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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