It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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