girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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