She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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