I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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