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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid

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• (254): View more from Texas

  It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.

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  Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Okay, I just reached peak living alone

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off

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