Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.