u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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