I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I believe in your delicious
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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