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(248): View more from Michigan

They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.

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(314): View more from Missouri

so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

(214): View more from Texas

take advantage of an intern

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(219): View more from Indiana

sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.

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(707): View more from California

Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.

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(207): View more from Maine

I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.

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(770): View more from Georgia

When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.

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(281): View more from Texas

We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.

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