I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk