Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation