Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
