so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it was like eating out sand paper
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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