And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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