people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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