Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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