you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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