dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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