We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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