why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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