She said her name was "party"
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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