Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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