god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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