I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Vodka?
Forever.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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