jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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