oh fat girl friday strikes again...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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