Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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