I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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