If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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