your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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