READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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