We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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