i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
please don't ironically join a cult
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