She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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