I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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