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  When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes

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• (818): View more from California

  Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am

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• (518): View more from New York

  ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.

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