Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my shit smells like andre
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.