today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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