I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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