...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
