let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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