never play flip cup with pint glasses
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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