Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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