dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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