i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
