we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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