i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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