I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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