Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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