the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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