people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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